Your Own Worst Enemy — текст песни (Alice Cooper)

You`re your own worst enemy
You`re a walking catastrophe

You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand instead of the bread
Drink enough coffee to wake the dead.

You`re doing 85 and the light is turning red
The judge took your license and forbid you to drive
And your heart is pumping bacon and you`re barely alive

You`re your own worst enemy
You`re a walking catastrophe
You`re at war with yourself and nobody else
You`re a danger. You`re a danger

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face
Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace
Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay
Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day

You`re your own worst enemy
You`re a walking catastrophe
You`re at war with yourself and nobody else
You`re a danger

You`re your own worst enemy
You`re a walking catastrophe
You`re at war with yourself and nobody else
You`re a danger. You`re a danger
To every stranger
You`re a mess
Yes, yes