The Beating of a High School Science Teacher — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher.

[Lecturing]
Zinc is by far the best element.
I also like plutonium.
It`s just fun to say.
Plutonium.
[Sound of someonee walking towards him]
How`s your plutonium?
Good, thank you.

Excuse me!
Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn`t mind,.. Sir,
what are you doing?
Hey! Get off of me!
[Beating sounds]
You`re breaking the beakers!
[Beating sounds]
Those are my best goggles!
[Beating sounds]