Pretty Fly (for A White Guy) — текст песни (Offspring, The)

You know it`s kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn`t cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don`t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn`t get it anyway
He`s gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don`t rate, just overcompensate
At least you`ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe`s
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn`t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They`re gonna kick his lily ass

Now he`s getting a tattoo
He`s gettin` ink done
He asked for a `13`, but they drew a `31`
Friends say he`s trying too hard
And he`s not quite hip
But in his own mind
He`s the dopest trip

So don`t debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn`t get it anyway
He`s gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don`t rate, just overcompensate
At least you`ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe`s
The world loves wannabe`s
So let`s get some more wannabe`s
And do that brand new thing