Ugly Women — текст песни (macc lads)

Just take a look over there,
Is that one fit with the long dark hair?
Well she`s got to be a mucky tart,
Her mate looks like a madman`s horse.
Can I have the fit one?
Oh, don`t be boring,
Me knob`s gone deaf, it`s one foot long, I`ve had it up since Monday.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
She had a face a pig wouldn`t lick,
Complextion like a bag of sick.
And underneath her hanging gut,
An alsation with it`s windpipe cut.
Real fish in her fishnets, all squashed in a paste,
Two inch thick soles and between her legs a very smelly place.
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls,
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol.
(Repeat to end)