Trigger Happy
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There`s no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I`m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well you can`t take my guns away, I got a
Constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I`ll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That out to teach `em all a darn good lesson
Now I`m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I`m) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I`m so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I`m gonna have
To blow you away
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why`d you have to get so mad?
It`s just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know I`m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven`t figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We`ll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I`m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I`m) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I`m so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I`m gonna have
To blow you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We`ll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I`m prayin` somebody tries to break in here tonight
I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I`m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh yeah, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I`m) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I`m so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I`m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I`m gonna have
To blow you away
