When I became of age
My momma sat me down
She said, son youve grown up
Its time to look around
So I began to notice some things i
Hadnt seen before
Thats what brought me hope
Knockin on your back door
A closet queen, the worst Ive seen
She wants to shake my hand
I dont want to be there
When she decides she can
Its apple dan, hes just the man
To pick fruit off your branches
I cant sleep if he cant keep
His cattle off my ranches
Its too strong, somethings wrong
And I guess I lost the feeling
I dont mind the games you play
But I dont like you dealing
The cards look bad, my lucks been had
And theres nothin left to smoke
Will all be back tomorrow
For the punch line of the joke