Personality Goes A Long Way — текст песни (Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta)

[Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino]

VINCENT
Want some bacon?

JULES
Naw, man, I don`t eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish?

JULES
I ain`t Jewish, I just don`t dig on swine, that`s all.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
Pigs are filthy animals. I don`t eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

JULES
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I`ll never know `cause I
wouldn`t eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That`s
a filthy animal. I ain`t need nothin` that ain`t got sense enough to
disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.

JULES
I don`t eat dog either.

VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn`t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they`re definitely dirty.
But a dog`s got personality. Personality goes a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to
be a filthy animal? Is that true?

JULES
Well, we`d have to be talkin` `bout one charmin` motherfuckin` pig. I mean
he`d have to be ten times more charming that that [...] you know what
I`m sayin`?