There`s one in the bag
For the laughing hag
There`s one in the bag
For the fool on the hill
And one in the bag for you
There`s one in the bag for you
There`s one in the school
For the laughing moose
And one in the leg for you
Yeah there`s one in the head
For the laughing moose
And everyone`s herring fool
Mary`s vineyard of toys
Will open my eyes to her joys
As I walk down her path
Her eyes beckon me to her bath
Oh, oh, I am in love with her
But there`s one in the bag
For the laughing hag