Where The Hell Have You Been — текст песни (Gilbert O`sullivan)

You know my inside pockets
Got my outside twin
So badly indisposed
I think I`ll dust my bin
And all the while you`re making eyes at me
You could be doing something useful
Like climbing up a tree
Who knows there may be something lurking
Like a koala bear
All the way from down under
But don`t ask me where

And on the subject of Australia
Did you know some wives
Don`t mind when their husbands
Get home at night
Know what I mean
Every time I get home late
My wife says where the hell have you been

Oh Helen do be careful lying in the sun
Don`t mind what you take off
Long as you`ve something on
And all the while
You give the neighbors a thrill
You could be doing something useful
Like climbing up a hill
Okay so hills do not agree with you
Then try one that`s flat
Surely there`s no better way
That`s better than that
And on the subject of alternatives
Did you know some guys
Don`t mind when their girlfriends
Get home at night
Oh what a dream
If I`m just a minute late
My wife says where the hell have you been

And all the while you`re making eyes I see
You could be doing something useful
Like climbing over me
Now then there`s nothing to be frightened of
I won`t let you fall
Dare I say it I just hope
That you`ll be enthralled

And on the subject of enthrallment
Do you know some wives
Don`t mind when their husbands
Come home at night
Know what I mean
Every time I get home late
Mine says where the hell have you been