I Hate My Frickin Isp — текст песни (Todd Rundgren)

The reason that I signed up

Is the reason that I hate it

I know shes made her mind up

I just dont know how shes made it



And my dial-up screen has locked me

Into a touch tone tune monotony

Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out

And I wait

And I wait



And I hate my frickin isp

He aint got go bandwidth left for me

And Ill never get back

Never get back the time that I waste

Thats what I hate



My jobs so hard to swallow

But its got me by the collar

In some motel 6 squalor

Where every local calls a dollar



I got no time left to jack off

I got a deadline that wont back off

Im about to chew my own leg off

Cause its so late

And Im late



And I hate my frickin isp

I get bumped for inactivity

And Ill never get back

Never get back the time that I waste

Thats what I hate



It rained cd roms that gave me

Twenty hours free

I let my service provider

Make a junky outta me

And then he cut me off

From my online community

And now I hate, I hate it

I hate I hate I hate I hate



I hate my frickin isp

His domain name lookup takes eternity

Etc...



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