Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
It`s five to twelve, don`t leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it so please don`t waste it
You`re not a hanky panky wanky man
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
It`s you and me on a Saturday night
Having a drink
Just talking `bout sex and living
And I can feel
You want much more than I`m really giving
`Cos you must know
Baby what you`re doin` will be my ruin
So baby just let me go...
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
It`s five to twelve, don`t leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it so please don`t waste it
You`re not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
Don`t act like Alf, just let go of your pelf
And please don`t seal it, I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph...
Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it and please don`t waste it
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t do it by yourself
If I would do what you want to
Baby, just listen
I`m in bad condition
You need so much
And I would shoot off my ammunition
So you must know
Sleeping with you would be like
Wham bang boom oooh no
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
It`s five to twelve, don`t leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it so please don`t waste it
You`re not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
Don`t act like Alf, just let go of your pelf
And please don`t seal it, I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph...
Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it and please don`t waste it
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t do it by yourself
Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
It`s five to twelve, don`t leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it so please don`t waste it
You`re not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph, oh Ralph
Oh Ralph... aaah! A-a-a-ah!
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
It`s five to twelve, don`t leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it so please don`t waste it
You`re not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t make love by yourself
Don`t act like Alf, just let go of your pelf
And please don`t seal it, I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph...
Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it and please don`t waste it
So Ralph, oh Ralph, don`t do it by yourself
My Ralph, oh Ralph
Oh Ralph... aaah!
