Bruce`s Philosophers Song — текст песни (monty python)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There`s nothing Nietzche couldn`t teach ya
`Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Ren DesCartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am.
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed.