At Seventeen — текст песни (Stern Howard)

An innocent with double Ds
He saw those breasts and flipped his lid
For a real young busty high school kid
A horny lonely TV geek
Her major jugs made Jerry weak
Can`t he find girls his age to date?
She`s seventeen and she`s jail bait
He takes her out in New York town
That lovely girl and the TV clown
She`s barely shed her training bra
She kisses lips for candy bars
Some nice guy you turned out to be
Did she sit upon you knee?
You shouldn`t really grope for them
At seventeen
Her panties smell like a rose
Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?
Seducing girls in a limousine
While his fans think that he`s so damn clean
Fell for an old man from TV
Did her pubic hair grow in last week?
With fresh and firm and round butt cheeks
At seventeen
Can`t he find some older dame?
Their private parts all look the same
Does he make her parents shout
When he sticks his tongue in her mouth?
Does he think that he`s a stud?
He should drown in a frigging flood
For fooling with a girl
Who`s seventeen
Now Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brain
When you see her do you make a stain
Can`t he get an older girl
He`s damn near old as Milton Berle
You`re making such a spectacle
Thinking with your testicles
If you`re gonna make some glue
You should date girls as old as you