She`s My Ever Lovin` Machine — текст песни (Bobby Bare)

Well friends you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye
But the first time that I wasn`t lookin` she ran off with a handsomer guy oh my
But I`m an inventin` type feller so as soon as my brain got uncurled
I tiptoed right down to my cellar and built a mechanical girl
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheel
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil she`s my ever lovin` machine

She`s always right there when I need her and she`s very easy to please
And hardly cost nothing to feed her just some water and oil and grease
She never complains when I stay out all night she never complains that I ain`t rich
And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight
I just reach out and turn on `er switch
Oh her arms are iron...

She has no trouble makin` her mind up cause friends I did not give her a mind
And her heart is a clock that I wind up so I know that she`ll love me in time
She always did what she was supposed to right up to this evening but then
She had an affair with a toaster and they ran off and left me again
Oh her arms were iron her legs were steel her hips were on wires attached to a wheel
And her spine was a coil that I used to oil she was my ever lovin` machine