Restroom Door Said Gentlemen — текст песни (Bob Rivers Comedy Corp)

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID GENTLEMEN
The restroom door said Gentlemen,
so I just walked inside.
I took two scents and realized
I was taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen,
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there,
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and sacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn`t be my day.
What thing could I say?
It just wasn`t turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen,
and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep(?) who had
the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I`ve got two black eyes
and one high-heel up my behind.
Now I can`t sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy.
No, I`ll never sit with comfort and joy.