Don`t Know How To Party — текст песни (Mighty Mighty Bosstones)

I`ve heard all the stories, the failure and glories I haven`t had either.
Boast and toast I`m the best and I`m a mess. I know I`m not neither. Thought
I was down as far as any man could go, thought my highs were giant size. I
know now that`s not so. I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard,
don`t believe a word, not a wrod, one word. It`s been overblown, the truth
should be known `til now I couldn`t see. Put my cards on the table while I`m
still able, I guess I really don`t know how to party. It`s blown out of whack,
the truth is what`s lacking, `til now I couldn`t see. The long and the short
I`d like to report, I guess I really don`t know how to party. Really don`t by
any shape or form. Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in the
storm don`t know how but now I know I don`t will it help me out? No, it
probably won`t. Ten nine ain`t no hero number one at bad behavior. Five, four,
three, two, what? not zero. Don`t go counting on a savior. I was playing it
safe when I`d fall on my face. Entertainment was what I was after, harmless
fun, no damage done. I was out and about for the laughter. Thought I was some-
thing really something no one was gonna touch. Ace in the place, kingpin of
sin I didn`t know too much. Don`t believe everything you`ve heard, don`t
believe a solitary word. It`s been overblown, the truth should be known, `til
now I couldn`t see. Put my cards on the table while I`m still able I guess I
really don`t know how to party. Really don`t by any shape and form. Whether
straight up in the sunshine or passed out in a storm, don`t know how but now I
know I don`t. Will it help me out, no it probably won`t. I don`t have a notion
and I don`t have a clue, an iota or an inkling where to start or waht to do.
The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest I ain`t got. Will it help me out?
Nah, probably not.