Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky And Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown graby Cause I`m the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster Jerry`s kids are knockin` at my door, Could you be a sponsor? tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk When I`m feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin Gonna hold my water n like I`m Gunga Din So have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smiles You`re getting on my case like the Rockford Files Crazy Eddie in the slammer cause he`s giving it all away John boy in the barn with a horse in the hay No rhyme no reason no job no class And we don`t go near the ghetto cause they`d shoot our ass Chorus: Go go yeah yeah huh what? I`m a legend in my spare time (repeat) If you ain`t ever been to the suburbs Don`t ever come to the suburbs ause you wouldn`t understand the suburbs Cause I` a huskin` a huskin` a huskin` your corn I`m as deep as the plot to a gay porn So uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body I know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could party So come to me momma it ain`t no crime I`m the skilled love doctor growlin` What`s your sign? I did the flamin` waffle with Ho Chi Min Your girl`s a dollar bill we don`t know where she`s been J.F.K.`s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I`m gonna guzzle You`re too what? Shy shy huh what? Hush hush yea? I knew why Cause we`re playing the Palladium you can`t get on Star Search Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the funky Lurch And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular You know I know you know you`re not the tough guy that you thought you were (Chorus) Ha cha cha chatch Come and lick my balls Vive la my crotch Cause your daddy thinks I`m lazy your momma thinks I`m crazy But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby And I`m the Amos I`m the Andy I`m the sticky Aunt Jemammy I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis And your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew us George Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and low That`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show (Chorus)
