Happy Holidays You Bastard — текст песни (Blink-182)

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It`s christmas eve and I`ve only wrapped two fuckin` presents
It`s christmas eve and I`ve only wrapped two fuckin` presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I`ll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I`ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again,
I`ll never talk to you again

It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin` hot dogs
It`s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin` hot dogs
and he shit shit shit in his pants.
He always fuckin` shits in his pants
And I`ll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I`ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again,
I`ll never talk to you again