Happy Holidays You Bastard — текст песни (Blink 182)

Happy holidays, you bastard



Its christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents

It`s christmas eve and Ive only wrapped two fuckin presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts,

I hate, hate, hate your guts,

And Ill never talk to you again,

Unless your dad will suck me off

Ill never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

Ill never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

Ill never talk to you again,

Ill never talk to you again



Its labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs

It`s labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin hot dogs

And he shit shit shit in his pants.

He always fuckin shits in his pants

And Ill never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off

Ill never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

Ill never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

Ill never talk to you again,

Ill never talk to you again