Said to myself, I`m the man I got a pocket full of money
Certs in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky
I saw this hottie staring right at me
She kinda looks like that chick that did that video with Tommy Lee
Oh man is she coming over? I gotta...
Get this show on the road yea yea yea
She said Where have I seen you before
And if you didn`t like that one well I got about 20 more
I need a mack diggedy daddy, ta take me out in his caddy
And we can kick it till the briggedy briggedy break a dawn
I said It sounds like fun, but I ain`t widdit
But if you`re a good boy I just might let you uhh-ummm
Hold my hand because I ain`t about the wham bam thank you ma`am
I hope ya understand that...
I don`t want Britney tonight
And Salma, yea she`s alright
And I`ve seen Buffy and she don`t slay me
Cause baby you`re just the type
I`ll stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life
My storybook life
I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky
I told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me
She said, Don`t you wanna spend the night.
And then she bit me on the ear I felt like I was in a Tyson fight
Oh God she`s losin` control now...So I said...
I just want someone to hold, yea yea yea
Mariah, she ain`t for me
That brunette on V.I.P.
She don`t hold a candle to you
Cause baby you`re just the type
I`ll stay up and talk to all night
Would you be the star in my storybook life
Baby you`re just the type
I can talk to all night
Be the star in my storybook life
Sabrina, Felicity
Meg Ryan, I won`t lose sleep
You can keep your Halle Berry
Cause baby you`re just the type
For this show Mrs. Right
You can be the star in my storybook life
In my storybook life
This is my storybook life
