Thank God It`s Monday — текст песни (nofx)

I`m gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday
Cause they fell like Saturdays
When you don`t have to go to work, every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do
Can`t wait for Tuesday
I really don`t like Fridays I can`t do what I wanna do
Sold out at the movies, can`t eat at the restaurant
Everybody wants to party, but the bar`s full of cigarette smoke
I think I`ll stay home, I think I`ll wait for Monday

I live a five day weekend, I gotta year long holiday
Thanks god it`s Monday
The only place I gotta be is the show or on the first tee
Thank god it`s Monday
Never mind aggravation, just give me modulation gimmie another key

I`ll tell you why I like Tuesdays, cause they`re kinda like Christmas
Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Hanakah
Thursdays thanksgiving, I`m talking about good living
I think I`ll give thanx
Thank god it`s Monday