Toothpick Spliffs — текст песни (MC Chris)

I don`t smoke blunts
`Cause I`m frugal with my dookie
I hock a loogie, spit it out
Then hit the hoochies

I`m on bud like Hux comma Rudy
It`s my duty to get loopy
On the Buddha like it`s bootie

I smoke fields
I cold cock craps
I smoke peels
Smoke Robe cough drops

I smoke if it`s green
I smoke Monopoly homes
It spices up my life
When the monotony drones

I smoke bags
Smoke bails
Smoke `till I see trails

Only time I put it down
Is when I see a female
Just a minor detail
That will usualy pass

I`ll hit that ass
Hit that glass packed
Right with the grass

I smoke Greedo
I smoke Kermit
I smoke the weed
`Til it makes me vermit

I vote third party
That`s code for get high
Pass the Yoshi
To the left hand side

Smokey doesn`t like me
`Cause I burn up his trees
I smoke more sesame seeds
Than I was Mayor McCheese

I`m just a cancer ridden MC
Seekin` pain relief
Pass the marijuana
Hit it, hold in, release

Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly

I`ll scrape your bong
Steal roaches from your ashtray
I`ll rent nice dreams
I`ll rent Half Baked

I`ll eat a box of Frosted Flakes
Because they taste great
Only leads to cat naps
Doesn`t lead to date rape

Light the incense
Turn on the blacklight
Steady stressin`
Let`s get stoned like stalactites

Break it out, break it up
Pack it the bag pipes
I hit the apple
And I ended up at Applebee`s

Went to Wendy`s
Went to Denny`s
Went to Mickey D`s

I went to Crystal
Went to Castle
Went where I pleased

Ate more meat and cheese
Than Mr. Dom Delouise
I slept all day
And I got nothing accomplished

Just being honest
I get paranoid and nautious
I get obnoxious
It`s not comin` at a constant

It`s a pipe
Not a pulpit
Pass it on
Or get accosted

Call me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dilly
Fucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabilly
Fuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chilly
MC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly