It`s Not Logical — текст песни (Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen)

They say the world`s a ball and it turns around.
When it goes halfway, I`m upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It`s not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad.
Is that logical?

It`s not logical. It`s not logical. It`s not logical.
Is there Elmer`s glue on the sole of my shoe?
I`m full, but they say, "one more bite."
I`m wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it`s still light? That`s not logical.
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it`s not win or lose,
It`s how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away.
It`s not logical. It`s not logical. It`s not logical.
It`s logical.

Wake up Dad, it`s not that bad! It lacks credibility,
for a crying out loud!

It`s not logical. It`s not logical. It`s not logical.

A grown-up said it, it`s gotta be true.
But does it make any sense to you?
Mix yellow with blue, it comes out green.
The strangest thing I`ve ever seen.
Red and yellow make tangerine? It that logical?

It`s not logical. It`s not logical. It`s not logical.

It makes no sense! Rubbish! Baloney! Balderdash!

It`s not logical. It`s not logical. It`s not logical.