(Violent J)
So there you are, you`re sittin` there, just kinda chillin`
A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dylan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I`m gonna change a few things around, here and there
Start with your eyes, I pluck `em both out your head
And pull your balls out your sack and stick `em there instead
Then I snap off your toes and stick `em in your nose
And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
You`re almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight
But your lips, man, to me, they just don`t look right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fuckin` fat that your lip is draggin` on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it, tellin` what you`re all about
Set you up, `cuz now you`re ready, so open up the door
`Cuz at the House of Wonders, you`re the freak show
(Chorus x 2)
Carnival thrills
Carnival shows
Carnival excites you
Carnival kills
(Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh)
Another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo
So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain`t you a pretty?
I think I`ll start with the sillicone that`s in your titty
I`ll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek
So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don`t try to run, chickie-poo, I`m just gettin` started
I`ll beat your head in with a brick until you`re half-retarded
Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
Don`t try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
You came to do the starin`, but it`s you they`re starin` at
I`ll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat
Then I`ll stretch your fuckin` lips and stick `em in your ear
So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear
I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top
And then I spit on your nipple until you drop
Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door
`Cuz at the House of Wonders, you`re the freak show
(chorus x 2)
Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!!
Oh my God!!!!!
(chorus until end)
