Don`t touch me! Get away from me!
Homeboy you better stop it keep up you`re gonna get it
Your mouth is gettin` sassy don`t make me have to hit it
Cuz when I heard about you my teeth just gritted
You told me that you didn`t but I knew you were with it
CHORUS
Bet you got a chick on the side
Sure you got a chick
I know you got a chick on the side
(Love bandit, love bandit)
(Repeat)
Don`t worry, boy, cuz I won`t complain, no need to explain
I seen everything through the window pane
You and your other lover, that`s really insane
And another thing: Please take off my gold ring
I got another finger I can put it on
You blew the deal so now I`m all gone
I was prepared for just in case you messed around
On the side you could be replaced
But you could have found a better way of lettin` me down
Instead of running around with every girl in town
I heard you on the phone the other day
Don`t you say it`s an old friend all the way from L.A.
I finally caught onto your little game
Your lying and denying is a cryin` shame
You took me for granted, this is the end, dammit
You`re playing the field like you`re some (love bandit)
CHORUS
Oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what I say
Whatever game you play I play the same way
So if you wanna go mess around and cheat
And you wanna romance between another girl`s sheets
Go ahead sweetheart, I expected that
Cuz you`re nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat
Wherever you`re at you want this and that
You dirty rat, I`m not a welcome mat
I got another lover, and I know he cares
So smile child, but keep your crocodile tears
Go ahead, go, go boy! I`m going steady
In loving arms this teddy is ready
He fixed the table for his and hers
And while the dinner simmers he served the hors`doevres
Then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow
Cleared off the table and his hello-jello
I can`t express the feeling that I get
So I just lay back and light up a cigarette
And try to be cool, collected, and calm
He tells me my fortune and reads my palm
With a suave taste I cannot embrace
In a feeling of desire by the fireplace
Love bandit, I`m makin` it clear
See ya later, gator, I`m gettin` outta here, yeah
CHORUS
You`re at the window starin` at the sky
Birds fly by, you start to wonder why
You`re not by my side sharing the dream
That one day you`ll be my king, and I`ll be your queen
I call you every day, ask to get into your home
I tell you I`m alone, but you hang up the phone
You`re like a hot flame getting ready to burn
You say you`re concerned, baby, you don`t earn
