Headless Boogie
[Violent J]
It`s Friday night, dark, scary
Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery
And its foggy, cold and smoggy
Hear a dog, a howling doggy
I`m scared, should of brung the shotgun
Should of, would of, but I ain`t got one
So I watch my back, and what`s that
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback
Better run, hide, quick, fast
He`s coming for my ass with a shovel
No where to run, nore to hide but the grave bit
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit
Took a fall, deeper than six foot
Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door
Into a whole new world of stiffs
Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks
Club lights, sounds, bass
DJs spinnin with maggots on they face
And what I saw next then really took me
Uh, they did the headless boogie
[Chorus (2x)]
Hey yo, I heard that you died
Fuck that, it`s time to get live
Dead bodies let`s all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (the headless boogie)
Oh yeah, we dug up the finest
Bitches in the graveyard
So come on down
And if you ain`t come to get your funk out
Then get the fuck out, bitch
[Violent J]
They all stand straight and swing to the side
No heads, but they feet still glide
Take a step back, twist and dive
I even seen Kurt Cobain get live (blam!)
No heads, but they all funky
And drunk, drinking old Spunky
Don`t be shy, everyone`s able
Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table
And kick-step, and when you do kicks off
If you`re dead, your legs might fall off
The whole time I can`t believe
I can`t conceive, I don`t wanna leave
I`m kicking into a freak with no head
No face, but the rest is straight
She`s with it, I hit it like a G
Her back fell off, eww, excuse me
Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein
Drinkin `cisco disco dead wine
Dead stiffs coming through the door
Head, speakers, and limbs on the floor
I`m getting drunk, I wanna be down, what`s up
I wanna be the headless clown
They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw
And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie
[Chorus (2x)]
Hey yo, fuck that voodoo moshing, bitch
You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos
So come on by and we`ll cut your nugget off
So you get grave dancing!!!
[Chorus (4x)]
