The Poo Song — текст песни (Sash!)

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I`m going to throw my shit at you

A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?


Do you really think you`ll survive down here?
You don`t seem to realize what creek you`re in...

Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!
How do you think I keep this lovely grin? *gleem*

Have some more caviar...

Now I`m really getting rather mad!
You`re like a squiggly tiggly shitty little tagnut

Once I`ve knocked you out with all my blab, I`m going to take your head and ram it up my butt!

Your butt?Yes, my butt!
Your butt?My butt!
Eww...My butt!
Eaggh!My butt!
MY BUTT!!!

Aaahh!!! I`m flushing! I`m flushing! What a world! What a world! *flush*