You Probably Shouldn`t Move Here — текст песни (Five Iron Frenzy)

You Probably Shouldn`t Move Here

Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking,
`bout leaving Californee-ee.
There`s riots and there`s floods and it`s smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ,
are startin` to suck just like a leach.
You`re sick of sunshine and surfing,
you`ve had all the tofu you can take,
well look here times-a-wastin`,
you just move to the Centennial state!

Chorus:
Some people think our state is square,
they`re wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado`s right for me.

Well ridin` on a cow can make you tired,
and it gets a little cold,
"That`s true!",
but if y`all could use a little swayin`,
here`s Val from the W`s!
Riding rodeos and square dancing,
you farm like mad all day,
you might think that I`m lying,
shoot listen what my uncle`s gotta say!
"I`m an old smelly geezer,
I don`t know what rhymes with that,
if you`ve got a boil you could pick it,
get out of my yard and give me my
chicken!"