Grinding off the neighbor`s cat
Baggy shorts and stupid hat
halfpipe hero I am not
Where`s the brakes, I cannot stop
Scootering, scootering, scootering and free
Me and my skuda wrapped `round a tree
The local park is really fun
Skating with my skating chums
Elevator off the wall
Fuck me, not another fall
Now I`m lying in this bed
Broken arm and busted leg
I wished I`d never had gone riding
I should have taken up hang gliding
