Let`s go dancin` in a dioxin dump
Let`s test our love, let`s press our luck
Let`s get sick and have our stomachs pumped
Let`s go dancin` in a dioxin dump
This world is full of people who
Spend their lives in shoppin` malls
Let`s go drinkin` on Highway 9
We`ll get smashed and have a wild time
This world is full of people who
Think a lot about bowlin` balls
No one will ever fall in love with a
Nitro burnin` funny car
No one will ever have lunch with a
Nitro burnin` funny car
Let`s go dinin` on rocks and glass
Get the hiccups if we eat too fast
See how long our love can last
Let`s go dinin` on rocks and glass
This world is full of people who
Sit too long when the light is green
Let`s find some statues and then deface `em
I wanna beat up on Casey Casem
This world is full of people who
Eat a lot of franks and beans
No one will ever buy a present for a
Nitro burnin` funny car
No one will ever go campin` with a
Nitro burnin` funny car
Let`s entertain some ugly thoughts
We`ll cross our fingers so we won`t get caught
We`ll forget what we`ve been taught
Let`s entertain some ugly thoughts
This world is full of people who
Crack their knuckles and talk too loud
Let`s play some records and worship Satan
I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin`
This world is full of people who
Look a lot like Gavin McCloud
No one will really gives a damn about
Nitro burnin` funny cars
No one will ever write a song called
Nitro burnin` funny cars
Let`s go dancin` in a dioxin dump
Let`s test our love, let`s press our luck
Let`s go dancin` in a dioxin dump