Gansta Rap — текст песни (Yo Yo Bob Yo)

As I sit here takin` a crap
I write myself`s a gansta rap.
You will say dat`s phat and
I will say I know dat

As I look over at dos trees, I c
dat they filled wit some bees.
They all go buzz buzz buzz
but it ain`t be as cool as soda
fuzz

I sit at home all alone..strokin` on ma
bone. Den da dog, he come, and
he say yo leroy! I wants to have
some fun! so`s I pick up da news-
paper, and I fro it to him. he picks
it up, and says let da games
begin

Now after I tink about dis rap, I
realize it`s not all dat phat. It
not even a gansta one..just one
I wrote for fun. Now peez leave
me be`s...I got 2 fine honey`s.
They coming over, and gonna give
me a bulldozer...Wat? Wat wrong
wit me getting a bulldozer? U saying
a homie ain`ts allow to have one?
Wat? mMss off!! Wat? Mess off!!