white trash christmas | guitar pro tab и Mp3 — текст песни (beer softened stool)

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Date: Mon, 23 Mar 1998 16:34:12 -0500
From: Brian j. dawson
Subject: CRD: White Trash Christmas

tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu
White Trash X-mas by Beer Softened Stool
>From The Brown Album

Intro is a country riff played on [G][C][D]

Riff 1
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Verse
[G]Baby I`m dreamin` of a [F]white trash [A] Cristmas
[G]My trailers double wide [F] so Santa can`t [F] miss it
[G]Baby I`m dreamin` of a [F]white trash [A] Christmas [hold]
I cant` afford no presents this [Riff 1] year!

{chorus 1}
[C] My little boy junior he`s a cotten-eyed-Joe
[G] he sits on the front porch strummin` his banjo
[C] my daughters always bitchin` after I take her to bed
[D] that I gotta pay for the pregnancy test!
[C] I`m countin` on you Santa and I hope you can hear
[G] please dontcha` skip my trailer this year. (riff 1)

Verse
[G]Baby I`m dreamin` of a [F]white trash [A] Cristmas
[G]I`m asking you Santa to [F]please [F]forgive us
[G]Baby I`m dreamin` of a [F]white trash [A] Cristmas [hold]
I made him squeal like a pig last [riff 1] year!

{chorus 2}
[C] my wife`s got a tattoo of Elvis on her ass
[G] She used to be skinny now she looks like Mama Cass
[C] her butt is lots bigger than a when she was young
[D] Now her Elvis tattoo looks like Elton JOhn!
[C] I`m countin` on you Santa and I hope you can hear
[G] please dontcha` skip my trailer this year.(riff 1)