Tree Hugger — текст песни (Rugburns)





I`d rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car
If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far
I`d rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume
`Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day
I`d rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice
On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let`s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don`t need tofu if I`ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We`ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch
On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch
I try to eat what`s good for me, but I like Captain Crunch
And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch
I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I don`t know what ad hoc means
I think it`s a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let`s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don`t need tofu if I`ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We`ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic
On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I always ate four and got sick
Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered
I`ll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard
Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row
I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let`s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don`t need tofu if I`ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
We`ll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm come out of it`s socket
I used to like a Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket
I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy
Got to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me special joy
Don`t know what I believe in now, I`m filled with foggy guilt
I`m too scared not to believe in God, I never touch myself under my quilt

Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats
Let`s move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats
I don`t need tofu if I`ve got you to help me forget those buggers, oh
Every day`ll be hot dog day and we`ll live like a couple tree huggers



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