Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01
^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around
best song off the new CD. The CD’s not bad, not as good
as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good
songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog,
and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song’s rad.
Standard Tuning
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------
And he shit shit shit his pants
He’s always fuckin shittin his pants
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again
And that`s that. That`s the whole song, 100 percent correct.
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Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.
