When I`m feeling blue
I stick a pin in the picture of you
Beside my bed and I feel better
When I`m feeling sad
I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had
And I feel better.
Don`t you try to tell me
That I`m to blame
You`re the one that ought to feel ashamed
You can`t keep an animal that ain`t been tamed
You didn`t even know the fella`s name.
When I`m feeling down
I just throw the clothes that you left here around
And I feel better.
When I`m feeling great
It`s only because I`m consumed with hate
For you and I feel better.
Don`t you try to tell me that I`m to blame
When you`re the one that ought to feel ashamed
You can`t keep an animal that ain`t been tamed
You didn`t even know the fella`s name.
When I`m in the mood
I shout all the swear words that you thought were rude
And I feel better
When I feel alone
I make obscene remarks on the telephone
To you and I feel better.
Don`t you try to tell me that I`m to blame
When you`re the one that ought to feel ashamed
You can`t keep an animal that ain`t been tamed
You didn`t even know the fella`s name.
(Guitar Solo)
When I`m feeling blue
I stick a pin in the picture of you
Beside my bed and I feel better
When I`m feeling sad
I remember that you were the worst lay I ever had
And I feel better.
Don`t you try to tell me that I`m to blame
When you`re the one that ought to feel ashamed
You can`t keep an animal that ain`t been tamed
You didn`t even know the fella`s name.