Spoken:
Neurotic Man: Oh, no, what do I do now?!
Maria: Hello?
Neurotic Man: Oh, thanks for coming back, I have another problem!
Maria: Another problem?
Neurotic Man: Yeah!
Maria: What is it this time?
Neurotic Man: Look! Everything! It`s all abierto!
Sung:
Can`t get my window to keep out the snow, `cause it`s abierto (abierto)
Can`t keep warm when the cold wind blows, my coat`s abierto (abierto)
Folks keep arriving, I don`t know whom
All day long they come into my room
They go to the closet and they take my broom, my door`s abierto (abierto)
It`s horrible! Arrrgggh!
Can`t put this book back on the shelf `cause it`s abierto (abierto)
Can`t chew my food, can`t feed myself, my mouth`s abierto (abierto)
My chickens ran away without a peep
My horse was something I couldn`t keep
The same can be said for my flock of sheep, my barn`s abierto (abierto)
It`s horrible! Can you help me out fellas?
Abierto is the word that got me mopin`
Maria: Abierto is the Spanish word for open
Neurotic Man: My eyes never let me sleep at night, they stay abierto (abierto)
My hamper can`t keep my dirty laundry out of sight `cause it`s abierto (abierto)
My milk all went sour and my cheese went bad
I lost all the ice cream that I ever had
`Cause my fridge is abierto and that makes me mad, `cause it`s abierto (abierto)
Abierto (abierto), I hate abierto (abierto), abierto (abierto), abierto!
Spoken:
Ya see my problem? Everything`s abierto!
Maria: Yes, I can see that, everything is open.
Neurotic Man: Can ya fix it? Huh? Can ya?
Maria: I think I can fix this situation.
Neurotic Man: Oh, good, good, good, you`re a genius!
Maria: Sure. What you need is this ... (opens her toolbox and pulls out the word cerrado)
Neurotic Man: Cerrado?
Maria: Cerrado! Everything is abierto, which is the Spanish word for open, and this is cerrado, which is the Spanish word for closed. Cerrado! (everything he sang about now closes)
Neurotic Man: Wow, unreal! Cerrado. You`re the best fixer in the whole world.
Maria: Sure, nothing to it. Glad to help.
