This here`s a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you`re over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you`re standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you`re stone cold munchin`
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin`
Sits down next to you and starts talkin`
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
You`re on a mission and you`re wishin`
someone could cure you`re lonely condition
You`re lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
>From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So don`t hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movie`s showin... so you`re goin
Could care less about the five you`re blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
She`s dressed in yellow, she says Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it baby you`ve got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
In the city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Try to tell a joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says no way
Girls a fakin` ... goodness sakin`
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
They`re lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach you`re strollin`... real high-rollin`
Everything you have is your`s and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don`t just stand there, bust a move
(break down)
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he`s gonna marry
He`s hopin you can make it there if you can
`Cause in the ceremony you`ll be the best man
You say neato... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there`s one more girl you won`t be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you`re winkin
She thinks you`re kinda cute so she winks back
And now you`re feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception`s jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a move
