Maxwell`s Silver Hammer — текст песни (The Beatles)

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?
But as she`s getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times I must not be so-o-o-oo...
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

B.C. Thirty-One said we caught a dirty one
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell`s silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead