Fairbank Alaska — текст песни (Joe Walsh)

Have you ever seen yourself on TV?

Well I have

Have you ever been more famous than me?

Well I have

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

Well I have

Have you ever met Muhammad Ali?

I have, I have



Have you ever had a case of the flu?

Well I have

Have you ever had to escape from a zoo?

I have

Have you ever met the guys in The Who?

Well I have

I`m in Who`s Who, are you?

I am



Have you ever stood in line at the bank?

Had an uncle named Frank?

Have you ever rode around in a tank?

I have



But I`ve never been to Fairbanks Alaska

That`s the only place I`ve never been

Have you ever been everywhere else?

I have, I have



Have you ever locked your keys in your car?

Well I have

Have you ever been thrown out of a bar?

I have

But I`ve never shot 18 under par

And I still don`t know where all those balls are

Except the one that went in some doctor`s car

One time in Lincoln Nebraska



And some day I`m going to Fairbanks Alaska

If it`s the last thing I ever do

Have you ever done everything else?

I have too, I have!