Cockboy`s Caddy Part II — текст песни (Lucky Boys Confusion)

There was this kid who lived in Naperville

He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills

He had a pimp caddy you know you can`t blame us

But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous

We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster

You know your girlfriend he probably seduced her

One honey on his right, one honey on his left

All the honey`s left out are getting upset

This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself

Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else

You just don`t get it he`ll never admit it

Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it

Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound

Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down

Now that`s CB rubbers in the trunk

Book reading always breeding probably drunk

Probably drunk, probably drunk Cockboy`s probably drunk