Kiss Your Ass — текст песни (Jewel)

What time should I pick you up tonight

To make me seem more selectable

What kind of flowers should I bring your mother

To make me seem more delectable



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

Ill do anything you ask

No matter the task

My whole purpose on earth

Is just to

Kiss your ass



What kind of drugs should I take tonight

To make me seem like Im introverted

What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother

To make me seem like Im still perverted



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

Ill do anything you ask

No matter the task

My whole purpose on earth

Is just to

Kiss your ass

Teach me something I dont know

But I swear Ill be something someday

I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say

How then ? ? time should I cruise your block

On my tiny red tricycle

Screaming your name sweet heart in vain

This ? ? ? ? has got me in a pickle



I got no problem with family events

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents

Ill do anything you ask

No matter the task

? ? ? ? ?

Youll be promiscuous

And Ill be ? ?

Cuz my whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

My whole purpose on earth

Is just to kiss your ass