Ronnies Booger Story — текст песни (Frank Zappa)

Ronnie williams (vocals)

Frank zappa (guitar)



Ronnie:

We lived in a little room, man. it was, it was probably a fourth as big as, as your livin room, frank. (cough) and uh, everytime we picked a booger wed flip it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldnt flip it there, yknow. and uh, I guess dwight stayed with me for about....bout seven months, wasnt it? six months? and uh, every night wed contribute, yknow, two or three or four boogers, yknow. and when he left, uh my mom knew what was goin on all the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked. ysee, she was smarter than we, what, than what we were. an she made us clean em off, yknow? we used ajax and we couldnt get them things...we had to use a... had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. you couldnt even see out the winduh with all them boogers, man. Im not kiddin you (sniff). an it was big ones too, an little, and there was some goober ones that werent even hard man, youd just smear em, young ones. its like fro-youve seen f

Rosted glasses. that wind

Uh was just like a frosted glass with spots all over it, yknow? and uh, (sniff) it was- it was no good. although, th-that was the good ol days, though.