Runaway Shean — текст песни (Dans Home Grown)

* sung to the same tune as Soul Asylum`s Runaway Train *
Shean`s a cheese and he hits on ugly girls
He thinks that he`s the best drinker in the world
But Dan knows that he can drink Shean under the table
Because he`s here - he`s ready, willing and he`s able
Why was Shean in the bathroom for an hour?
Could it be he`s doing laundry in the shower?
Can`t pay for cigarettes or even for his rent
He doesn`t have it but it already is spent
You lazy, stinking, fucking slob
Get off your ass and get a job
Maybe then we wouldn`t have to see you here...
(chorus:)
Runaway Shean - never come back
Run away to that house that sells crack
Get your fucking ass out of my house
I`d rather live with a cockroach or a mouse
Shean comes home real drunk and he wishes
That tiny elves have cleaned up all the dishes
He`s on a diet of spaghetti and baked beans
His smelly feet can make your face turn green
What are all these empty cans doing right here?
Oh, I forgot... it`s Shean`s admission to Free Beer
He`ll get real drunk tonight and then what will he do?
Probably start a fight with Pi Alpha Nu
If you come home and break a glass
Brett`s gonna kick you in your ass
Why don`t you just pass out on the couch?
(and then we`ll sign you out)
* repeat chorus *
Shean gets dissed by girls like thirty times a week
Sometimes he gets so mad he hardly even speaks
But that`s alright with me - you know I`m not complaining
It just means more air time for me that I am gaining...
* repeat chorus 2x and fade out *
DEDICATED TO THE CREW AT 244 ONTARIO STREET -
THE SUMMER OF `93... ALBANY, NEW YORK.....
.. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!