This is a story, tell it quick as I can
A week ago, I met a stumbler man
He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know,
How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls"
I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran,
So hard talking to a stumbler man
He stumbled over, and over again
"The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began"
I raised my finger from the center of my hand,
Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man
He slobbered `n puked (PUGH!) in a garbage can
"The Kaiser hratche Rollin` might raise some sand"
Pushed him aside as he was slowin` my plan
So hard to understand a real stumbler man
Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said,
"Nobody ever tells me which way he goes"
Kaiser rolls `n rolls `n rolls
Kaiser rolls, and Kaiser rolls
Surprise to me they ain`t catched him yet,
HOW`S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE?