Family Functions — текст песни (That Dog)

Now that you are my most special one,
And you know we`ve already gone to the prom,
Won`t you come with me to family functions?
Won`t you be the one that I`ve got on my arm?
It`s not every boy who brings me broken arrows.
It`s not every boy who brings me bottled rain.
Won`t you come with me to family functions?
You will see then that I`m not really to blame.
Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store,
Uncle Max was in the Mob.
Cousin Lester married a shiksa,
Crazy Aunt Ingas can`t find a job.
Ingas, oh pingas, you`re my favorite.
Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune.
Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress.
?? Uncle Tony, she`s a bride in June.
He`s a nice Jewish boy, they will say,
But the truth is that I knew it all along.
Won`t you come with me to family functions?
You had better, `cause I wrote you this damn song.