Now I`m a family man that works hard for the money
with the sweetest wife ever *smak* I love you honey
I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar
Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor
We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie
and whatever else sounds groovy
And when we want real excitement and drama, word to momma
we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas
I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her
I`m far too carin to be considered a woman beater
My style is gentle, romantic and friendly
Nothin like the husband from _Sleeping With the Enemy_
I thought that she was in love with me
I used to think that she couldn`t get enough of me
But lately things been seemin strange and..
baby you changed
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
Now I`ve heard of traffic but I`ve never heard of when
you get off at five and don`t make it home til ten
Another thing that I can`t comprehend:
matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn
And every night that I had to work late
I come home to see that the bathroom ain`t straight
I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup
because I know damn well that she don`t piss with the seat up
And lookin at the underwear in the room
Now I wear silk drawers; whose Fruit of the Looms?
Another thing that`s quite bizarre -
my bathrobe smelled like Brut, but I use Dakar
Now I`m seein that she`s treatin me crummy
Also, she must take me for some dummy
Because she`ll lay in bed and say, Come on in
but them ain`t the same bedsheets from this morning
Now yeah my dear have you been busted
but I still feel like P.E., +Can`t Truss It+
You need another lover like you need a hole in your head
and you might get that, you cheesy rat
Cause thinkin about the cost of a divorce
I feel like Johnny Taylor, it`s cheaper to keep her
Cheatin on me, what`s the reason why?
I hope you die
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
You done hurt me, broke my heart
and played me for your fool
Now here`s my chance to get back at you
and I`m gonna blow my cool
All day long, I`m just singin a
somebody done somebody wrong song
I`m tryin to see how far can this kid go
before our relationship ends up on skid row
Why should I try to stay attached to her
when I`m probably better anywhere as a bachelor
So go `head girl with that game you`re talkin
And since you look like CeCe Peniston, +Keep On Walkin+
Your your your cheatin heart, you`re tryin to rip mine apart
Uhh, I wish I`d seen it from the start
Cause now you`re caught in what you thought was a fort
Took a short, so I`ll see you in court
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
Somebody`s... been sleeping in MY bed..
[Robin Harris]
I hate my wife
I wear my wedding ring on the finger
cause I married the WRONG GOD DAMN woman
[Richard Pryor]
I leave homegirl ?
and come back home, college feet be on
