Rizap Of Crizap — текст песни (Robinson Brian)

well I`m the soul-man at the microphone stand-
you`re a 50 cent fucker I`m a million dollar man-
and rippin` up shit is the god damn plan-
don`t need no fuckin` muscles or a coppertone tan-
I`m a skinny little fucker from the street-
with some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete-
I never get tired - I`m retired-
I`ve never been hired so I can never get fired-
I don`t have a diploma or a GED-
but you don`t need a degree to be on MTV-
WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check-
it`s all about money so fuck respect-
say I`m sellin out - well I`m sold-
I`m gonna be rich when I`m old like mold-
milldewin` - so you can say I`m screwin` - the pooch-
when I`m hittin` the hootch - while I`m poppin` the kootch-
booty shakin` with your girl on slow jams-
your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman-
so my life sucks, but yours does too-
cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you-
sorry to burst bubble-
hope I caused ya trouble-
but you`re startin to look like Barney the fuckin Rubble-
No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya-
just don`t come close so I won`t have to smell ya.
pick it up, put it down-
lay it on the ground-
like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down-
Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds-
Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound-
and you know I`m not a clown-
so I don`t fuck around-
I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty`s nice and round-
I dont give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds-
as long as she`s got meat, I`ll eat it all year round-
her lovin might be crappy-
but she`ll never ever slap me-
cuz im the only man that`ll try to make her happy-
so back off son or I`ll bite ya like Tyson-
I`m not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice `n`-
BEANS, BEANS, they`re good for your heart-
you know the more you eat `em, you know the more you fart-
I eat `em all day long so stay away from my ass-
don`t follow to closely and don`t light a fucking match-
cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode-
like the Power Rangers, I`ll be in turbo-
Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me-
but I`m comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-