Fake Mexican Tourist Blues — текст песни (Kevin Ayers)

Hey, mister, would you like my sister

Her name is juanita,

I think. youd like to meet her.

Shes a little bit risky,

Drinking always whiskey.

But shes really a tiger

Take you right inside her.



Hey, mister, got another sister

Her name is dolores

She likes pretty colores;

Shes a little bit silly,

Eating always chili;



But shes very sexy,

Take her home in a taxi.



Hey, juanita, juanita banana

Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana;

Id like it now, I dont mean manana.



Hey, brother, what about my mother

Shes only just forty

Shes especially naughty.

She knows a lot a tricks,

More than the younger chicks.

And if you dont like my mother,

I got a very nice brother.