Won`t Eat Prunes Again — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

It was just the other day
When we went to Joe`s Cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat

But we noticed something wrong
All the Worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat

She said this sauce was the chef`s new creation
Guaranteed, it`s a new taste sensation
But she warned us it`s made out of prunes
"Try a little if you dare"
"Nothing can compare"
So we had some and now we swear
We won`t eat prunes again

That was such a dirty trick
Boy, it really made us sick
Well it looks like we`ve been done in by the prune

Still the memory lingers on
I been livin` in the john
`Cause I`ve had the runs since Monday afternoon

I`d sell my soul for some new constipation
Need a cure for this new aggravation
Diarrhea has taken its toll
Still got the runs today
Just like yesterday
Buddy, that`s why I`m hear to say
We won`t eat prunes again

Won`t eat prunes again
No no

Yeah

Eat the new sauce
Same as the old sauce