It`s 5 o`clock Somewhere — текст песни (Alan Jackson)

The sun is hot and that ol` clock is movin` slow
And so am I
Workday passes like molassas in wintertime
But it`s July
Gettin` paid by the hour and older by the minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I`d like to call him somethin`
But think I`ll just call it a day

Chorus:
Pour me somethin` tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It`s only half past twelve, but I don`t care
It`s five o`clock somewhere

Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning I know there`ll be hell to pay
Hey, but that`s all right
Ain`t had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
If the phones for me
You can tell `em I`ve just sailed away

Chorus:
Pour me somethin` tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It`s only half past twelve, but I don`t care
It`s five o`clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab
Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2
At a moment like this, I can`t help but wonder
What would Jimmy Buffett do?

Jimmy Buffett spoken:
Funny you should ask, Alan
I`d say
Pour me somethin` tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It`s only half past twelve, but I don`t care
Pour me somethin` tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It`s only half past twelve, but I don`t care
He don`t care
And I don`t care
It`s five o`clock somewhere


Alan: He don`t care
I don`t care

Together: It`s five o`clock somewhere

Jimmy: What time zone am I on?
What country am I in?

Alan: It doesn`t matter

It`s five o`clock somewhere

Jimmy: It`s always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it

Alan: I heard that

Jimmy: You`ve been there haven`t you?

Alan: Yes, Sir

Jimmy: I`ve seen your boat there

Jimmy: All right.
That`s good

Alan: Stumbled my way back

Jimmy: OK Just want to make sure you can keep it between the
navigational beacons

Alan: Between the bouys.
I got it

Jimmy: All right.

It`s five o`clock.
Let`s go somewhere

Alan: I`m ready.
Crank it up

Jimmy: Let`s get out of here

Alan: I`m gone